Why do Europeans hate American tourists?

You didn't win the war, you came in late both times and acted like you saved the day. You had to drop a bomb on Japan because you couldn't beat them, and you were drove out of Vietnam by kids and farmers. And it is you that copies us. You took our classic TV comedy Steptoe and Son, and turned it into some sh*t you passed off as your own idea. You took Life on Mars, Shameless, Doctor Who, Total Wipeout, just to name a few, and made your own terrible version of each one. You are probably bitter because we aren't even half the size of Texas, yet we ruled you for years. Then you all get brainwashed by inaccurate and biased films like The Patriot. Trust me, I think it may be case of where would YOU be without US.